what i found in the back of my fridge

I found some parmesan, some lemon juice

Spaghetti sauce, worcestesestershire sauce

Yogurt that I didn't eat

Eggs that I didn't beat

Various jars of mysterious liquids and

Feta that just smells wrong

These are all things I have found

In the back of my fridge

(I didn't know I had teriyaki sauce?)

I said I would use them but I never did

(Why is there an empty plate in here?)

Don't wanna throw em out

Cause' that'd be a waste so all

They do is takе up space

Barbecue saucе, I think these are beans

Sriracha I bought in 2015

Several ends of breads half a mouldy onion

And empty bottle of wine and

A single english muffin wheat germ

What the hell is wheat germ? When in my life

Did I have the need for wheat germ?

Mayonnaise that quite possibly might be

Alive and my friend Jim

Who still owes me a 5

These are all things I have found

In the back of my fridge

(What's an udon noodle?)

I said I would use them, but I never did

(This note says "Help me because I'm

Trapped in a refrigerator factory")

Don't want to throw them out

'cause that'd be a waste

So all they do is take up space

Two types of relish my old credit card

Maple syrup, baby carrots

An entire pound of lard

Dijon mustard that went bad last year

A lemon I don't want to use because of fear

Ranch, ah- ranch, I I don't even like ranch

(ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch) ranch, ranch

There's a colony of gnomes in

The back of the fridge

I can't make them leave so I

Guess that's where they live

They've made me their God

I'm their ruler above

I still can't find the cream

So I guess I'll buy some more (sigh)

These are all things I have found

In the back of my fridge