What Does the Chicken Say?

Hey buddy

Can you tell me what a chicken says?

Yeah, uh

Have I met this chicken before?

You have met the chicken

But you don't know each other that well

You'd probably like, um like

Recognize each other

She would know who I am, maybe by face

She's the girl at Costco

Oh we see each other at Costco!

Yeah, she works at Costco

Oh she works there I'm sorry I didn't hear

Oh wow

Yeah she works in the frozen chicken section

Oh, oh that's gotta be hard for her

I bet it is

Yeah, but I do love frozen chicken

And I do go there a lot

Alright then the chicken says, BKAWWW

That is actually correct!

Good job

Thank you

Absolutely

There we go

Alright, now try this one

What does a kitty cat say?

MEOOOW

. no

Ugh, thought I had that one

Okay let's try another one

Let's see if I can stump you here

Alright, the pressure is on

What does a goose say?

A goose

What's the goose's headspace right now?

Is the goose happy with its life?

You know, the goose, the goose has generally been pretty happy

Well that's good

That's nice to hear

Yeah, it got a C on it's report card last semester

So it's, you know, that was something it had to work through

But overall like the goose, is a happy goose

Got a C in one subject? Or in

Just in one!

Yeah yeah yeah

It was one test, actually

How old is the goose?

Uh, he's four years old

And he's taking tests that get grades at four years old?

Well yeah

That's preschool.

Gooses age quicker than humans

So he's actually, if he's four that means he's like forty

And he's still in school?