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I have a friend who's only joy in life
Is to skate, surf and flog his log
That is all he wants to do
And I think that's really great
Then, one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day
He can't surf (can't surf), he can't skate (can't skate)
And he sure can't masturbate
No more
He can't surf (can't surf), he can't skate (can't skate)
And he sure can't masturbate
No more
Then, one day he had an accident
They had to amputate his arms
Guess if he was sad that day
Guess if he was sad
Guess if he was sad that day
Guess if he was sad
Guess if he was sad that day