My Funny Valentine

My funny valentine

Sweet comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable

Unphotographable

Yet you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a little weak?

And when you open up to speak

Are you smart? No, no

Don't change a hair for me

Not if you really, really care for me

Stay, little valentine, stay

Each day is Valentine's Day