Running Just to Catch Myself

I am driving

I am late for work

Spilling coffee

Down my whitest shirt

While I'm flossing

And I'm changing lanes

Oh Yeah

Now I'm driving

Through the parking lot

Doing eighty

Hey what the heck why not

Watch it lady

'Cause your in my spot

Once again

It's early to work

And here's a surprise

I got a McMuffin for just 99 cents today

I think they ran a special

CHORUS:

I can't stand still

Can I get a witness

Can you hear me

Anybody, anybody

I think I am running just to catch myself

Maybe someday I could fly away

Go to Key Largo or Montego Bay

Sport my speedo, maybe grab a tan

A dream vacation, wild elation

Now I'm running

Straight into my boss

And he's angry

Oh and he calls me Ross

Which is funny

'Cause that ain't my name

And that's lame

I'm still running

Running very late

For a meeting

Wait, that was yesterday

Guess I'm early for the one next week

Oh how sweet

I get on the ladder

I corporately climb

I wave at my life as it passes me by every day

My name's not Ross

CHORUS

Life in my cubicle is discreet

Life in my cubicle is neat

I've got some pictures of my friends

Some sharpened pencils... where's my pen

Ten O'clock I'm in a meeting

Paper cut I think I'm bleeding

Check my hair it's still receding

Hey what a life

Break for lunch

There's nothing better

Run outside and don my sweater

Like Fred Rogers let's be neighbors

I've lost my mind

I'm over worked