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Yeah, it's weird I'm a comic. I always, my dream when I was a kid
I always wanted to be on a game show. I like game shows. But what
Happened to game shows? It's like, they're fucking lame. They're not
Like games anymore, you know what I mean? Like the new games, like
I watch like Deal or No Deal, like what is that? It's just a guy
Pointing to fucking briefcases. "Hey, is that one? Alright, what
About that one? Is there money in there? What about down there? That
Is there money in there? Okay, what about up there? Is that one? Is
There money in that one? What about that one? What about that center
One, is there money in that one? What about over there, is there
Money?" It's not a game. Like the Wheel of Fortune is a game. Dude
I am a Wheel watcher, die hard. Right, table 60, Wheel watchers?
I wanted to be so rich when I was a kid that my car didn't have
Regular wheels, it just had wheels of fortune. Just giant wheels
That would be so baller, dude. Just driving down the street like
Wheel noises-, everybody would see it. But I always realized like I
Could never be on that show because I would get too mad if I went
Bankrupt. I would fucking lose my mind. Why don't people react? I was
Watching the other day, a guy had like 20 grand and they're like "
Wheeeew! Sorry, John, you went down to zero." The guy's like "Alright
Thanks. Hey, it's, it's your spin, buddy." What? You just lost 20
Grand in a second? I'd be like "FUCK! Fucking wheel sucks! Fanny
You're a whore! -spits- Did you touch it?" I would lose my mind
The, the funny thing about the Wheel of Fortune, they gotta up the
Money on that wheel. Every other game show's giving away like
Millions of dollars. Wheel of Fortune still has 150 dollars like on
The wheel. People like try to still be excited about it. They're
Like "Alright, 150 dollars!" The guy's like "Great. Do you have 200
T's by chance so I can make some fucking money on this show? That'd
Be grrreat." And I would cheat, dude, I would cheat. Nobody ever
Cheats. You're only on it once. Who cares? Just try. It wouldn't
Even be that hard. It'd be like "Nick, it's your turn." "Alright