I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
Always crashing late
And crashing with my mates
I said I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
A gate was made for crashing
When my black Hackett jacket's spanking
And my feet are looking classic
I'm smashing it
Sorry mate I'm crashing it
When I'm out my gate in a rented Cayenne
On the fast lane to pick up my mate
I ain't crashing the whip
I ain't crashing the whip
When the pedal's scraping the floor mate
And the destination is your gates
We're coming to crash innit
We're coming to crash innit
When the back door becomes the entrance
'Cause the front door's just long
There's about to be a crash
There's about to be a crash
I mean what else to do on a Friday night
After Jonathan Ross, stay indoors and cotch
I'm better off in your front room
In the corner where the most green bottles are
Refilling Chanel and Chantelle's cups
In the middle of Chanel and Chantelle's cups
Getting to fill Chanel and Chantelle's cups
I'm crashing mate 'til the postman comes
I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
Always crashing late
And crashing with my mates
I said I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
A gate was made for crashing
Lace up my Kim Jones looking magic
Zip up my black bomber jacket
Tony you're smashing it
You're ready to smash innit
Back up against the wall with my crashers
Is where we hang before crashing
Shall we crash innit
So let's crash innit
Look left and right for blue lights flashing
They always wanna come crashing
And check if we're crashing and shit
But we say we ain't crashing shit
Crash through your gate, stroll to your doorstep
Four fingers up means in four secs
You will hear a crash
You will hear a crash
3:25'S the kitchen table
The antidote is JD and cold wings, we get a plateful
You might say it's quite disgraceful
The truth is you should be grateful
At least we don't waste food
Quarter to four we change over
Take off the DJ, put on a D-plate
Wake the neighbours all up
Dim the lights, drawing the curtains closer
When it gets to 6 o'clock crash out on your sofa
I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
Always crashing late
And crashing with my mates
I said I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
A gate was made for crashing
I'm a Gatecrasher
I'm a Gatecrasher
I'm a Gatecrasher
I'm a Gatecrasher
You know I'm bored of crashing shubs
I'm gonna crash some award shows
Hit the Brits, NMEs, The Mercurys and the MOBOs
Crash on their red carpets
Crash a table, nab some seats
Then crash the nominations
Hit the stage without a speech
So when Auntie's watching
She'll catch us on her screen
Her lovely Gatecrashers both fulfilling their dreams
'Cause if we're not invited, believe we're crashing in
'Cause we're Gatecrashers, throw us out, we'll crash back in
I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
Always crashing late
And crashing with my mates
I said I'm a Gatecrasher
Always crashing gates
A gate was made for crashing