Captain Kangaroo Won the War

Let's see

I remember now

You were in the corner

In a fetal pose

They told me you were crazy

But on another planet

With another sun

You might be

Rex Sweet number one

Number one

Number one

An all encompassing occupation

With a dying star corporation

Let's see

I remember now

They were disenchanted

With the script you wrote

They said you were being lazy

But with another network

And another run

You went over everyone

Everyone

Everyone

A genetic inheritance

Apple laser

You should have been a stargazer

You led the resistance

And Captain Kangaroo won the war

Appreciate your persistence

But we all wish that we knew what it was for

You led the resistance

And Captain Kangaroo won the war

Appreciate your persistence

But we all wish that we knew what it was for