I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) (Live Version)

I had a dream last night, Cedar Rapids

You wanna hear that dream?

I said, do you wanna hear that dream?

I was drowning in a sea of liquor

And I washed up on a beach made of cocaine

The sky was made of LSD

And every tree was made of marijuana

But the cops pulled me over

But they did not arrest me

Instead they sucked my dick

And it was so beautiful that God came down from Heaven

He said to me, "Marilyn Manson, we will no longer spell the word 'God', 'G-O-D'"

I said, "How do you wanna spell it, God?"

He said, "Give me a D!" (D!)

"Give me an R!" (R!)

"Give me a U!" (U!)

"Give me a G!" (G!)

"Give me an S!" (S!)

And what does that spell? (Drugs!)

I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

I don't like the drugs, the drugs, the drugs

Norm life baby

We're white and oh so hetero

And our sex is missionary

Norm life baby

We're quitters and we're sober

Our confessions will be televised

You and I are underdosed and we're ready to fall

Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothing at all

We're taught to be nothing at all

I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

I don't like the drugs, the drugs, the drugs

I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me

I don't like the drugs, the drugs, the drugs

Norm life baby

Our God is white and unforgiving

We're piss tested and we're prayin'

Norm life baby

I'm just a sample of a soul

Made to look just like a human being

Norm life baby

We're rehabbed and we're ready

For our 15 minutes of shame

Norm life baby

We're talk shown and we're pointin'

Just like Christians at a suicide

You and I are underdosed and we're ready to fall

Raised to be stupid, taught to be nothin' at all

We're taught to be nothin' at all