Truck Drivin' Song

I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a big ol' truck

Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck

Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound

It's time to put that hammer down

Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by

I'm ridin' 20-tons of steel

But it's sure hard to hold the wheel

While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror

And my pink angora sweater fits so tight

I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight

Well, I sure hope my seams are straight

Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight

Because I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a big ol' truck

Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck

Got these 18 wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn

Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me

And my nipple rings don't bother me too much

But when I hit those big speed bumps

My darling little rhinestone pumps

Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

But still I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a big ol' truck

Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck

Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon

While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on

I'm drivin' a truck

Drivin' a truck

Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck

And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon

So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on (my high heels on)