I Live in a Banjo

My name's Flula and I live in a banjo

My name's Flula and I live in a banjo

But a banjo can't go

And a banjo can't go

So I'm moving to a trombone

Hoot hoot tooty pop stink. HONK.

My name's Flula and I live in a trombone

My name's Flula and I live in a trombone

But a trombone can't go

No a trombone cannot say

So I'm moving to a drum set

Biddilybiddilyboodilyboodily CRASH.

My name's Flula and I live in a drum-set

My name's Flula and I live in a drum-set

But a drum-set can't go

No a drum-set cannot say

So I'm moving to a private ship!

Yonk yonk plankey plankey boat.

My name's Flula and I live in a private ship!

So fun!

Yargh Flula!

Get over here! Walk the plank!

Swab the decks ya weird German boy. Feed my parrot!

What a large mistake!

My name's Flula, I'm moving out of a pirate ship

Good decision Flula!

My name's Flula, I'm moving out of a pirate ship

(Get back here!)

So I'm going back to the trombone

And then I'm moving back to the banjo

And then I'm moving into an elephant

I'm never moving back into a pirate ship

When is this song over?

I really need to go to the bathroom

And also I'm getting kind of hungry.

Does anybody have a small snack please?

Or perhaps a glass of iced tea?

Oh we're done! Wow, I thought that was going to go on like Braveheart!

I have to pee pee so bad guys! Hold on, BRB, that stands for be right back!