Yogi Bear is Dead

Yogi Bear is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Yogi Bear is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

"Bright and sunny day

What a day to play

Where's our jar of honey?

Yogi Bear, it was sitting there

Have you seen where it might have went to?

It cost a lot of money

Not accusing you of nothing

But you're acting funny

You are kinda lucky

That I'm so forgiving

If you just tell me the truth

Then we both can move on

And pick up where we left off"

Yogi Bear said, "no, it wasn't me

I don't want your honey

I'm on a diet, man

We both know that I'm already on the verge of diabetes

And I don't want no trouble, no trouble" (no trouble)

Boo-boo reached his hand inside of the basket

Yogi, you don't know who you are messing with

I promise you, you gonna leave here in a casket

I already found the empty jar sitting right there where your hat's at

I tried to give you a chance to tell me the truth

And admit you're just fat

You fat lard

You ham beast

You land whale

Chunky monkey

Boo-Boo pulled a 45

He cocked it back and he made sure that

Yogi Bear is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Yogi Bear is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Yogi Bear dead cause some honey went missing

Inside of the kitchen, this quite a predicament

Boo-Boo just flipped and then pulled back the trigger then

Ranger Rick walked in and witness a killing then

Ranger Rick, well he was scared so he sprinted and

Boo-Boo did too and he closed all the distancing

Yelled out to the bear, I swear that I'm innocent

Boo-Boo went cuckoo he couldn't have witnesses

Boo-Boo said, "Ranger Rick, this isn't personal"

Matter of fact, he ain't have no plans of hurting him

But he walked in in an unfortunate time

Sorry, Ranger Rick but you got to die

Boo-Boo said, "Ranger Rick, this isn't personal"

Matter of fact, he ain't have no plans of hurting him

But he walked in in an unfortunate time

Sorry, Ranger Rick but you got to die

Ranger Rick is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Ranger Rick is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

And Daffy Duck was doing flybys

When he was hit by the gunfire

Fell to the ground he was like "why?"

"I was just minding my (B-I)

My business, why did he have to go hit me?"

I was just chasing some chickens

down by the river"

Boo-Boo you tripping

I don't like honey it make my bill sticky

Daffy, this isn't about the honey man

You just flew by at the worst time

Never thought I

Would ever be in this predicament

I was just thinking that

I could go out and enjoy a lil picnic

But Ranger Rick had to become a witness,

His fighting back is the reason for all this

Daffy, I loved you but I am too deep in this

Never should have stopped seeing my therapist

My anger issues created a hit list

Pretty soon I know that all of my friends will be gone

Got this alter ego and he's holding a gun

I hate to say it, he's already won

He says, "no witnesses," he's having fun

He says, "the damage is already done"

He said, "no witnesses, not even one"

Daffy Duck is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Daffy Duck is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Yogi Bear is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head

Yogi Bear is dead

Boo-Boo shot him in the head