Packs of Three (Peel Session)

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen,

But you've no idea where that cock has been.

You said you were careful - you never were with me.

I heard you did it four times but johnnies come in packs of three.

She was the best shag I'd ever had.

That doesn't mean I'm saying, bedwise, you were bad.

I think you were working, we got a hotel.

We didn't have anything but I thought I might as well.

I never told you the rest.

I was drunk and I told you I was thinking about a test.

You know I just said it for effect.

Then you laughed and said I'd fuck anything in a skirt once I'm erect.

And she's a famous harlot in this town.

I know enough to, but still I couldn't turn her down.

You said I'm an arsehole, what was I thinking?

It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking.