Hello, Is Anybody Home?

Oh, mom, there's nothing wrong with calling a boy!

I think it's terrible girls chasing boys

When I was your age I never chased a boy

Or kissed a boy

Or sat in a parked car with a boy

Then how am I supposed to meet anybody?

Well, when the time is right, it'll just happen

She tells me it'll happen

That the sun will rise and the stars will shine

All I ever seem to do is sit around and wait

I just wanna date

She says she never called a boy

Or chased a boy

Even kissed a boy, ugh!

What does she expect from me 'cause she can't relate

I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna date

Patience Linda, it'll just happen

Like the way I met your father

Oh, that was so stupid!

He fell out of a tree in front of your house

It was meant to be

When life rolls by so beautifully

With perfect friends and family

When love falls on you from a tree

Well, that's meant to be

Know it's meant to be

You look around and you start to see

That you're living out your fantasy

It starts to feel like destiny, like it's meant to be

Know it's meant to

You were sent to

Must be meant to be

Anyway

Grandpa found your father lying in the street

And brought him into the house

My heart just went out to him

So, we went to the Enchantment under the Sea dance, our first date

He kissed me for the very first time on that dance floor

There was something about that boy

Hello, is anybody home?

There was something about that boy

Hello, hello, hello

And now the walls just keep closing in

And I don't know if I'll ever win

It's just the same as it's always been

No go, hello, too slow, hello

Hello! Don't need the complications (ah, do you want fries with that?)

Or precious situations (hello, uh)

Know it's meant to be (hello, is anybody home?)

Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello