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We've been goin' everywhere on this tour
I mean not just big cities, we're goin' everywhere
We-we were in Huntsville, Alabama A couple a month ago and uh
You know even growin' up in the south
I never realized the NASA space camp was in Huntsville, Alabama
'Cause that's just two words that don't seem like they belong together
NASA and Alabama
'Cause they might be trainin' 'em there
They're not lettin' people from Alabama fly this stuff
"Hey! Houston! It's dark as crap up here
Waitaminnit I did it wrong, break one-nine!
Look, we got problems
Ed's dun busted out the capsule
Winda' tryin' to hit a satellite with a beer bottle!
And we need to know how to unstop the toilet
The boys ate all the freeze-dried chili, and they're tore up somethin' bad
And you know the thing is
Southerners are as smart as anybody as, as else in this country
Our only problem is
We just can't keep the most ignorant amongst us off the television
That's the truth
I mean, every time we have a disaster
They never film a doctor or a lawyer
They always get that woman in the moo-moo and the sponge rollers
It was Pandelerium
I thought we'd be killed or even worse
I looked out the window in time to see
The chicken's house go right over our roof
All I could think was Caroline still has my casserole dish