Sad Eyebrows

I've got sad eyebrows

And even when I feel my best

They're still sad eyebrows

A look of permanent distress

So I'm not allowed

To showcase that I'm doing fine

I'll always look down

They'll always ask if I'm alright

I wanna be the happy guy

Who tells bad jokes and wears bow ties

And doesn't live inside his head

And never wishes he was dead

But I'm the guy who wears his damage on his sleeve

I've got sad eyebrows, can't you see?

My voice is monotone

My compliments sound sarcastic

Life's a tv show

I've been type cast as a sad prick

I wanna be the happy guy

Who gives bear hugs and hard high fives

And never drinks himself to sleep

Or has The Smiths queued on repeat

And though I try to hide, my face gives it away

My sad eyebrows are here to stay

Through all the ups and downs

Psychotic grins, neurotic frowns

Despondent lows, moronic highs

They all look sad above my eyes

I wanna be the happy guy

Not some piss ant who sits and whines

And wallows in his misery

I just can't shake melancholy

And though I try to smile, the world can see right through

I've got sad eyebrows, how are you?