WTF Happened to Star Wars (Radio Edit)

Well I remember the feel of that sticky floor

The lights when down and I heard the roar

As the big yellow words flashed across the screen

It was me and my pa popcorn in hand

And a galaxy just so big and grand

Was the best darn show that I had ever seen

But WTF happened to Star Wars

It's gone and drifted too far off course

They botched the story, screwed up the lore

Now I'm sittin' here scratchin' my head

Thinkin' WTF happened to Star Wars

It was epic now it's a bore

I miss the heroes we had before

Now I'm stuck with this new Star Wars

I didn't like the prequels at first, it's true

The acting was wooden and the dialog too

But as time has passed I've finally seen the light

The sequels are worse and the shows are hoakey

They totally blew Obi Wan Kenobi

Compared to this mess, maybe Jar Jar was alright

Yeah WTF happened to Star Wars

Gone and drifted too far off course

They botched the story, screwed up the lore

Now I'm sittin' here scratchin' my head

Thinkin' WTF happened to Staaaar Wars

It was epic now it's a bore

I miss the heroes, we had before

Now I'm stuck with this new Star Wars

I want lightsabers no, not like that

I want Boba Fett no, not like that

I want dark side no, not like that

I want Darth vader no, not like that

I want light speed no, not like that

I want Luke Skwalker no, not like that

I want force powers no, not like that

I want Star Wars no, not like that

Cus WTF happened to Star Wars

It's gone and drifted too far off course

They botched the story, screwed up the lore

Now I'm sittin' here scratchin' my head

Thinkin' WTF happened to Staaaar Wars

It was epic now it's a bore

At least we got two seasons of Andor

Then it's back to this new Star Wars

And skeleton crew is pretty darned good too

Then it's back to this new Star Wars