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Lewis was an odd boy
Who had no friends at all
He was sickly skinned
wore tattered clothes
And he wasn't very tall
He walked to school alone
With his lunchbox in his hand
Dreading the ridicule he'd be forced to withstand
The boys at school would tease him
But the most unruly bunch
Would pinch and poke and call him names
And even steal his lunch
They would treat him with disdain
Themselves uncouth and crass
But was Lewis all that different
From the other kids in class
While walking home from school
Lewis noticed a girl
With white skin and pink hair
Like a cotton candy whirl
 intrigued by her style
And enthralled of her pulchritude
Lewis tried to speak with her
But she was quite rude
Disturbed by his presence
The girl walked away
But Lewis stepped behind her
while entreating her to stay
Her hair soft and fluffy
Smelled good enough to eat
So Lewis plucked a mouthful
And it tasted rather sweet
She was waiting for a friend
To take her on a date
Imagine his surprise
When he arrived a bit late
Cowering and sobbing
The poor girl was in shock
But Lewis devoured most of her hair
Lock by lock
What happened next
Was too violent to tell
Let's just say Lewis had an accident And fell
He was left there swollen
And bleeding on the mound
The lesson he'd been taught
Had been fierce and profound
But the couples fate was worse
When the two were walking home
A giant furry beast
throughout the day did roam
Ate each child
Someone's son and someone's daughter
Chewed them both whole
And left no proof of the slaughter