This time around, I want it far from a surprise
But you said a watched pot only boils once you close your eyes
Across from the mission
The house I'm missing
Cracks and dries
Read "Frog and Toad"
And "On the Road"
Now, what am I?
Tried to pet your dog
But he walked away and yawned
With your parents out of town
Can't agree when choosing songs
Split dividends on dorm room whims
And wrapped my shins
And he's out again breaking windows in
With his other friends
I'm in dogfights with the shower curtain
I've got bones to pick with parking cops
Stuck keeping up with dust collections
But I'm not as down as you
Sunscreen stained your shirt
Taylor Port left our heads hurt
Someone played "For What It's Worth"
And pained and mansplained all the dirt
The arm fat flies on trails we ride
Not made for bikes
Left high and dry, alone, behind
On Thursday nights
I'm in dogfights with the shower curtain
I've got bones to pick with parking cops
Stuck keeping up with dust collections
But I'm not as down as you