I caught you standing behind the bar
Put all my money in your tip jar
Though you never even notice, never really care
Threw you a line and you shut me down
I ain't no ringleader, I'm a damn clown
I got my foot in my mouth, Lord, with room to spare
Well, she's a tall drink of water and I'm dying of thirst
Pour me a drink, Lord, make it hurt
I'm on the edge doing the best I can
I'm a dangerous man
You got me running around, scratching my head
Tell me what the hell to do next
'Cause every time I take the lead
I can't hardly stand
I gave you courage, you stole my pride
They're counting down, I need to be revived
Though you knocked me out
Then you turned around and ran
Well, I'm a dangerous man
Well, she's a tall drink of water and I'm dying of thirst
Pour me a drink, Lord, make it hurt
I'm on the edge doing the best I can
I'm a dangerous man
You got me running around, scratching my head
Tell me what the hell to do next
'Cause every time I take the lead
I can't hardly stand
I gave you courage, you stole my pride
They're counting down, I need to be revived
Though you knocked me out
Then you turned around and ran
Well, I'm a dangerous man
Well, I'm a dangerous man
Well, I'm a dangerous man