I'm South Korean

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome

Henry Cho!

Thank you

Good night, I appreciate it

Thank you

That was awesome

Thank you very much

My name is Henry Cho

I am full-blooded Korean

I was born and raised here in Knoxville, Tennessee

So, I'm South Korean

Thank you very much, alright

I love the Asian stereotypes that crack me up, man

Like most people think we all know each other

I was on a plane the other day

This guy next to me is a big old boy

He's overweight, I'll be nice about it but he's hefty

He looked at me and goes, "You Korean?" I said, "Yeah"

He goes, "I know some Japanese people

You ought to drop by and see them sometime"

I said, "Really? No, there's some fat people live in my neighborhood

How about that?"

It's different growing up here, man

A lot of asian people live here now

But when I was growing up, I was it

I was the only one, man

Made it kind of tough when I was a little kid

You guys remember playing army when you were a kid?

Pretty much hated that game, man

All my buddy's going, "KO, the neighborhood against you

We'll give you a head start"

We used to play a lot of cowboys and Indians

Didn't we guys? Cowboys and Indians

You guess I hated this game too, man

I was always the cook

There you go

There's your three Asian jokes

Take them home with you