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Look how calm I stay at 43 degrees
Watch me call roadside assist myself
View logos in my wallet sleeves
Adore my patience with the tow man
Follow me so I survive safely
Admire my dinky initiative
Pat my shoulder proudly
Look at the progress of my growth portfolio
Watch me deposit half my pay in it
View the 12 dollar interest I made today
Adore the financial foresight at my age
Follow me to the advisor's branch
Admire my economical habits
Pat my back with content
Look at the finesse my aura displays
Watch me make a french knot of my scarf
View my silhouette always cocked and up
Adore the border my belt gives my button down
Follow me to the store to get more
Admire my efforts to appear attractive
Pat my hand delicately
Look at my boiling penne ready to drain
Watch me pull recipes requiring saffron
View white woven placemats on the table after March
Adore the last minute canned peaches centerpiece
Follow me to the produce stand early Saturday
Admire my gumption ever so slight
Pat my arm thankfully
Look at my Twelfth Night program on the counter
Watch me answer "Rape Of The Lock" as my favorite
View the filled proofreader job applications
Adore every cursive capital R and P's
Follow me to the library annually
Admire my diction, rhetoric, verbiage, intonation
Pat my head in a peppy way
Look around its furry head to see my hand
Watch me wake up early to snag the leash
View the pictures of me picking from the litter
Adore me sharing my pillow with its sleepy tail
Follow me across the block to the neighbor's
Admire my supervision when out with strangers
Pat my knee to endorse
Look at the dandruff shampoo behind the rag
Watch me dab the yellow lotion across my brow
View a clean mirror after the shower fog
Adore my build wrapped in a big blue robe