Pee in the Elevator

The doors is busted down

There are bugs crawling around

This is a place to live

That should be burned to the ground

In the pools a gator

My neighbor I hate her

You think that's bad you'd better watch what's in the elevator

There are holes in my walls

Smoke in the halls

Some kind of fungus is itching my balls

They just raised the rent

All my money is spent

How will I pay it

I've got to live in a fucking tent

There's pee in the elevator

Don't smell too good

There's pee in the elevator

Don't smell like it should

Been drinking all night ounding them back

I go stumbling home

There's no turning back

I got to pee bad

Can't take it anymore

It's impossible to wait 'til the 19th floor

There's pee in the elevator

Don't smell too good

There's pee in the elevator

Don't smell like it should

I had a little hamster

A little fluffy guy I lost him in the elevator

I just left him there to die!

There's pee in the elevator

Don't smell too good

There's pee in the elevator

Don't smell like it should

There's pee in the elevator

My neighbour, I hate her

There's pee in the 'vator

(...repeats till end)