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Pondering, asking
What is the sound of one cheek clapping?
If an ass drops in the forest, but no one is tapped in
Did it still happen
Follow the laws of attraction
Split her in half like a fraction
She put the "rac" in subtraction
I put the "di" in addition
She wishing for multiplication
Prenup in case of division
I can't be making those payments
She want vacations to caymans
I took her straight to Grand Haven
Whole lotta fellatiation
Whole lotta brain she is asian
She turn me on philosophically
She got me pondering ass
She said that I'm curiosity
Obviously I killed the cat
Dive in her box like a fort
Using my tongue for a bath
She always lands on all fours
I put nine lives on her back
Call her a bird: early to get the worm
Belle of the balls, grading her on a curve
An apple bottom a day, doctors are not too concerned
She gave me top in return for 10% off on my merch
Measure my dick as the crow flies
She tryna summon a stork
She ruined the duvet I don't mind
That's what the duvet is for
I'll get a new blanket in no time
Just try not to come on the floor
Popping her pussy like cork
Popping her pussy like corn
Dick so stiff it could serve as surgical splint in a pinch
She talking back
Giving me lip
She had to ask
Diddle me this
She said will that
Physically fit
I said relax
It'll be slick
Eat it and dash
Lickety split
I finish last
Chivalry, bitch!
Girl I put the "pro" in inappropriate
Roses, lube, and rubbers that's my grocery list
Showed me which aisle, put the "ass" in sales associate
Seized the means of reproduction so she is a soviet
Holy shit
Girl don't even trim the bush
I'm pushing thru the foliage
She can't get enough of papi's seed like an opiate
I just plowed a cowgirl
And her horse let George the pony hit
Get a long little doggy on some coney shit
Woah she is throwing chicks out the way
She's a competitive eater
She can put down a Frank
She filibuster the wiener
She got a mouth for days
She don't need mustard neither
You just need a house and a wage
Bricked up like the third little pig was
Stick up like the second pig or a robbery
Blowing on my straw like pig one
Wolfing down hog pulled the pork clean off of me
BBQ meets BBL meets BB-8
Everybody love her and she's round got a 3D shape
When she pump her dumper on me almost made my pp break
Our weekly date she feed me grapes while I watch Wizards-Pacers
Give her face until she bust like a sculpture
Eating it's the yeast I can do, for the culture
I just follow orders in the trench like a soldier
In a fox hole put my pole in her holster
Should I fall out? She was like no sir
Said I want you like an Uncle Sam poster
Get my freak on do my recon and then ghost her
I ain't posed to come gotta keep my composure
And I donut but she simp, son: Homer
And she symp pho me so I call her composer
Put the "bra" in Brahms put the "bae" in Beethovern
Put the "ass soon" in bassoon tromboner
Chewed her out out of love, like I coached her
Cooter out, coup d'etat, overthrowed her
Got a seat of power and she looking for a donor
Shot a semen shower exit pole like a voter
Cleverer than ever I get grosser and grosser
Wanted me to cleave 'er so I clover
She the queen of clubs
She got one pair, fold er
Gave me straight face same place where I poke 'er