Fantastic Freestyle

Hey, what's good? It's the alien

I pulled up in your front yard to take your grandma

But she said, "No"

She gave me some chocolate chip cookies so I can go

But I said, "No, no, no

I'm not accepting cookies as currency

That is not a good deal for me aliens

We don't even like cookies, that's really disgusting, man"

Ayy, I went on top of Mount Everest

I fall, an old man catches me

And he say, "Hey, whatcha doin'? You want some doughnuts?

Come to the store, I'll get you somethin'"

And then he gives me a doughnut

I look inside and it's paper, paper, all paper

I just don't know why he gives me paper

I delayed the release of this song 'cause I didn't wanna get on the beat

But one nice day on FaceTime, TadWad told me, "Ayy, just get on this beat"

I was busy countin' racks and taking females out to lunch

Then I remembered that TadWad had told me that Greg on the beat means he's a munch (feelin' you)

Yo, that song's straight ass if we're being real

I don't know how any record label allowed that to be a- like a commercial release

I'd rather listen to TadNotBad day and night instead of hearing that "song" ever again

Yo, TadWad

Stop bangin' on our walls, we're tryna watch our shows

Hey, come on, we're tryna watch the opera

I'm sittin' on my couch with my beautiful wife

We got popcorn, we got shows, we got the road, we got the shows

Ayy, ayy, stop TadWad

He should be under arrest for identity theft

He broke out of jail, he's a felon

Bro

Uh, I- I don't really wanna do this

Just read the lines

Uh, okay

Hey, it's the hobo here, I am the kind of guy

Eatin' trash from the garbage can

I eat rotten apples with a worm

His name is Barry, actually, and I really like him (I'm Barry)

Yo, what's good? It's Little CharChar, I'm back

This hit's gon' be fire like I'm about to have a seizure

Zil- oh, why is this so fire?

The ice on my wrist make me feel like I'm on fire

Fire, fire, cold fire fire

Ice on my wrist, can't tell if it's fire

Am I- I on fire? Somebody extinguish me

I need help please, uh oh

I'm ab- I'm about to lose my money