Dude, Where’s My Car?

Blud I built this house with these here bare hands

I'm from the home of the brave I don't fear no man

I hit a quick lick Ryanair to Dam

The label keeps callin ask where I am?

But the truth is I don't know where we are

Got me walkin round like 'dude where's my car?'

You can't ring my phone you'll get aired and parred

I never plannned for this shit but here we are

It's another brick blud I'm built for this

Im skimmin of the top about to milk this shit

In a dickie bow lookin filthy rich

Akhi told me that's haram like a filthy pig

But I still eat swine while I'm downing yak

Big buds lookin trim without an ounce of fat

Whole nine in a pouch I'm about this bag

2 tents 20 plants in a council flat

We don't deals take your voucher back

My word is bond and man can vouch for that

I like a dog friendly pub with Guinness stout on tap

But my donnys on crud pullin out a strap

Treat a bitch like Aitch tell her strike a pose

The way you shovelling that shit you must not like your nose

I'm a stand up guy I got jokes

Birds flockin to me like I got coke