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Billy is a new man
He does the best he can
To figure out what it's about
And what the hell he's meant to be
He does the right thing when expected
'Nuff respect once in a while
He likes a smoke and a joke
Just as long as it's PC
And he thinks that he cries at the movies
'Cos he's in touch with his feminine side
Sally wants a proud man
Sally wants a proud man
Sally wants a proud man
But she's taken all his pride
Billy is a new man
At least when she's around
A model father or if needed
Billy mother for the day
He watches men behaving badly
Though he'll gladly switch it off
If she's offended he'll pretend
It wasn't funny anyway
He's got one face he keeps for his woman
And one for when he's out with the guys
Sally wants a true man
Sally wants a true man
Sally wants a true man
But he's living out a lie
He'd better go and find an analyst or something
Time for sorting out his head
Better go and find a book to read about it
Just like his daddy never did
And he reads Marie Claire at the doctor's
Just in case there is something he should know
Sally wants a free man
Sally wants a free man
Sally wants a free man
But she will not let him go
Billy is confused
He feels abusive and abused
He's got his one hand on an olive branch
The other on his crotch
He drives a sensible coupe
He thinks Oasis are OK
He drinks non-alcoholic lager
Though he'd rather have a scotch
And he tries very hard to be happy
But there's a few little things in the way
Billy wants a good girl and a bad girl
And a blonde girl and a brunette or a Bond girl
And a housemaid and a teasmaid
And a French maid yeah a sex aid
And a goddess and a confidante
A wet nurse and an agony aunt
A lover, mother, babysitter
A young girl with a pretty face
And smart but not too smart to love
An asshole yes an asshole
Billy wants to be an asshole
Singing, Billy wants it all now
Billy wants it all now
Billy wants it all now
But he's too ashamed to say
Sally wants a superman
Sally wants a superman
Sally wants a superman
She hasn't got a chance