Fat Girl

I saw her drinkin' beer, eatin' peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car

She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's

She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes

'Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries

I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place

And squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more

Fat girl, she can't fit through the door

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real

So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah

I want a chunk of that body, if you'll only let me in

I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin, yeah, yeah

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

Fat girl is ridin' my jock again

Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again

Ouch, don't bite

My friends keep tellin' me, I must be goin' blind

'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again

Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun

Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

(Whoa, whoa) thar she blows

You're my fat, fat girl, oh

You know I really love you

'Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh, oh

Come here, baby, where you goin'?

You're a cow

Come here, baby, hey

I love you

I can't live without you

I can't live without you

Come here, hey, come here

It's like a jungle in my apartment, dude

'Cause all these hot bitches and that one fat girl