French Seamen (Elderberry Version)

T'is incredible

Since times medieval

These girls are edible

Jolie Julie Jezebel

Not happy, beh vas y gueule

Make her scream decibel

Girls say my breath smell

But they like me, I can tell

Unstoppable French Seamen

Came across the ocean gleaming

Awash with social demons

Making women taste their creaming

Black and white stripes

It's the type who like fights

Stab you with a baguette

Walk away with no regret

I spit in your general direction

If you have no objection

I shit on your collection

Of beef steak and gravy

You people are fucking crazy

No sun on your beaches

I come to tame your bitches with riches

Causing commotion

Cussing crossing every ocean

As they put the wheels in motion

Making milky magic potion

Like Asterix and Obelix

Dastard mix to catch the chics

Master Dicks gotta bag of tricks

Attack the Picts with faster ships

Looking for the young ones

Destroy their onions

It's a Froggy vengeance

Do what they dont want

French hospitality

Treat you like royalty

Take you to my bed

Then off with your head

Don't like it when the Rosbif come into my village

I piss in their coffee and I spit in their visage

Ask me for directions, I say I no understand

Turn your ass around and

Go back to your Angle land

So come on people sober up

You people hold a shoulder shrug

Your welfare system doled it up

Now your young play hold 'em up

Your immigrants are residents

French by all evidence

People are all dissidents

Don't listen to the president

Water is for rabbits

Y'all got alcoholic habits

When the shit really happens