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Star wars has returned,
To resume its storyline,
Between the last film and now,
Well, it's been a long long time,
If you've forgotten anything,
We'll remind you now,
In a very detailed recap,
Of how it all went down.
Escape pod to Tatooine,
Jawas, sentient machines,
Young skywalker, sunset scene,
R2 and sandpeople scream.
Obi Wan in long dark robes,
Must repair C-3P0,
"Obi Wan you're my only hope!"
Uncle Owen! Aunt ooh... nope!
Mos Eisley,
Lots of weirdos,
Not the droids as far as we know,
Han shoots first,
Bye bye Greedo,
Chewie, jump up to lightspeed go!
Alderaan to smithereens,
"That's no moon"
Tractor beam,
Dress up as the other team,
To save the captured future queen.
Dodging blasters,
Trash compactor,
Quote off between duelling actors,
Wayward student slays his master,
Must escape but must go faster.
Tie fighters, hot pursuit,
Don't get cocky kid just shoot!
Yavin four,
Prep the troops,
May the force be with you, Luke.
Plus red 10, 3, 6, ET AL,
Torpedoes miss,
Computers fault,
Use the force now Luke don't stall!
Vader! Falcon!
Phew! Close call.
Death star goes klabooey,
Everyone get out there zoomy,
Medals for their royal duty,
Han and Luke but eh not Chewie.
Star Wars, Star Wars.
This is everything that happens in
Star Wars, Star Wars.
Ice planet,
Wampa cave,
Obi Wan beyond the grave,
Solo in the blizzard, brave,
Tauntaun guts,
Luke is saved!
Back to base of frozen water,
Nerf herder,