Hellbound (H&H Remix)

Jigoku e iku no wa omae ga saki da!

Welcome back to the stage of history

Yo, Slim Shady!

Yo, I'll fuckin'... (Alright), I'll

I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (Ew)

Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to

The only key that I see to defeat you

Would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you

And force feed you 'em both

And on each feet is a cleat shoe (Agh!)

I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse

You'll think I pulled the fucking ground out from underneath you

(Bitch!) I ain't no fucking G, I'm a cannibal

I ain't tryin' to shoot you

I'm tryin' to chop you into pieces and eat you

Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass

And have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin' mattress

Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers

Fuck the planet 'til it spins on a broken axis

I'm so bananas I'm showing up to your open casket

To fill it full of explosive gases and close it back

With a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches

Blow you to fragments, laugh, roll you, and smoke the ashes

I see the light at the end

But every time I take a step it gets dim

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in?

If so, Heaven's got to be better

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

I see the light at the end

But every time I take a step it gets dim

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in?

If so, Heaven's got to be better

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

Am I the worst because I never go to church? (Never)

I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse

I'ma drink till my liver rot, see the doc leave the E.R

Then hit a bar for a liquor shot; fuck the liver spot!

One day we all gon' die

But when I die, I'ma be so high

That I'ma get up and walk, leaving the concrete bare

With the chalk outline still there

I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot

I got a cross on my chain, but it's just to rock

Now if I pray every night (Night)

Do I still have to hold my tray very tight?

You feel me, God? I done did so much shit while on Earth

I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse

I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse

Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk

See me at the pearly gates in line, wearing a North Face

Nickle 9 at my waist, God done lost faith

Angels greet me, but I don't reply back

Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at?

I see the light at the end

But every time I take a step it gets dim

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in?

If so, Heaven's got to be better

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

Maxi was seriously wounded

But the soul still burns

Final battle, fight!

Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso

Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso

And of course, yo, y'all know I'm no stranger to danger

Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger

I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound

And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds

My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger

Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her

Ten blocks, untie the bitch, and I still bag her

Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager

My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel

My flows spill, like using the wrong end of a funnel

Everyday I grow more older and more colder

Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a boulder

I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare

'Cause you're fuckin' with some niggas like this who just don't care

I see the light at the end

But every time I take a step it gets dim

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in?

If so, Heaven's got to be better

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

I see the light at the end

But every time I take a step it gets dim

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in?

If so, Heaven's got to be better

But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down

But every time I take a step it gets dim

Tell me, is this Hell we're livin' in? (Haha)

Time's up! You lose!

Katta ne!