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A long long time ago there was an alpha man
Who's travels long the lonely road would cause a cage of hands
And tantrums of a temper thrown, would fill his voice of class
As ladies fair, fell in despair, and then reject his ass
The sad sad alpha man was often quite disturbed
Cuz he believed when hearing no, the choice just wasn't her's
And like a boy he would annoy and though she insisted
He would pester on and say
Why would you not be interested?
Hey ho, simple man, you aren't owed her affection
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
When they say no, simple man, you deserve her rejection
Cuz you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere
The sad sad alpha had his message engineered
For calling out to any other troubled alphas near
But sad to him was no response, a pin drop could be heard
And all alone he dared to find more ladies to disturb
The sad sad alpha man would get put in his place
Cause many times and many drinks would get thrown in his face
And though the alpha likely will one day get sent to jail
Till that day he'll carry on and rarely cut the nails
Hey ho, simple man, you aren't owed her affection
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
When they say no, simple man, you deserve her rejection
Cuz you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere
Hey ho, simple man, you aren't owed her affection
You toss the blame all everywhere except within the mirror
When they say no, simple man, you deserve her rejection
Cuz you expect your disrespect to come off as sincere
A long long time ago there was an alpha man
Claiming to have cracked the code to have a woman's hand
But little did he know that what he thinks is fucking weird
So listen up and learn respect and maybe shave the beard