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Porto-Puerto Rican cousins
B-I-C dropping styles you ain't used to
New school, old school, Cocoa Puff, Coo Coo
Choo-choo-choose to be half Lisa Simpson, half Ralphie
Clip my TV to Pacini falling off the balcony, South Beach diet
Powder me up, powder me down, white riot
Sublime cover band types like it
Maybe you should try it
Maybe you should buy it
You should probably buy it
Shorty said we look like (Porto Rican cousins)
Shorty said we look like (Porto Rican cousins)
I wanna ride on my own though
Try to save the world like Bono
Be the token brother in an ad for Disaronno
Ho ho ho, merry Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, Ramadan
Got more rhymes than Jay Elec got
Rama Lama Ding Dong, gamelan
Parmesan cheese on the ravioli
Holy Spicoli, Batman, I'm Sean Penn
She said we look like (Porto Rican cousins)
She said we look like (Porto Rican cousins)
We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
(Porto Rican cousins)
We are family
At least that's what we look like we might be
(Porto Rican cousins)
I got more rhymes than Puerto Ricans got cousins
Thug life, tatty on my stomach cause we buzzin'
Shrug life, tatty on my back cause I'm shruggin'
Nice guy on the train, steady mean muggin'
On the Upper West Side like Jews do, one line
Seen Juju's cousin on the F train one time
I be like, "Porter, yes I got dumb rhymes"
Sit back, relax, cause we finna have a fun time
You think I'm 'Rican cause the way that I be speakin'
And the shorties that I'm freakin'
Plus the people that we reachin' with this music
People think we stupid
Then they peep the tape and smarten up to the movement
Yeah, I'm the macho, the one without the beard
People think I'm Spanish cause the other one look weird
Look here, nasty, something like Gargamel
That's racist, our complexion is caramel