A Girl Named Bernard

Girl

Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh

I knew a girl - Girl

Her name was Bernard

She wore a flower - and spoke colourful words

Confused but learned

I never liked her awful smile

Could it be because I know what lurks inside

Don't let it mess up your mind

Is this just fun and games - Or therapy?

Needle in my eye

Candle in my ear

Monsters make me cry

Clowns, they make me fear

Ocean Magee - Ocean

And Mrs. Bernard

Included me - in their circle

Because I was different

They always liked my lack of style

Could it be because I know what they want to hear

My armchair psychology

Is it my boyish charm - or something deep?

Needle in my eye

Candle in my ear

Monsters make me cry

Clowns, they make me fear

Needle in my eye

Candle in my ear

Monsters make me cry

Clowns they make me fear

I knew a girl - Girl

Her name was Bernard

She walked away - away

From her beloved

She always chose an awkward time