Officer, That's Not Mine!

Wish I could get some fucking sleep

Without wasting all my weed

But melatonin ain't got shit on you babe

I'm feeling like a kid again

Or maybe I need better friends

Or maybe I just need a wake-up call

You're not that tall

You're really not my type at all

And I think you hate me anyway

You're a virgin

And I'm just a methhead

I think you're cute

And you think I'm a junkie

You haven't learned to fuck

And I'm royally fucked

Because you're you

And you fucked up and cared about me

I wanna be run down by a train

Let the wheels smash my brain

But then I'd just be proving you right

So I guess I ruined being friends

What else did you expect

You should've known

I'm just a fucking mess and all that's left

Is the crazy bitch you called the cops on

You're a virgin

And I'm just a methhead

I think you're cute

And you think I'm a junkie

You haven't learned to fuck

And I'm royally fucked

Because you're you

And you fucked up and cared about me

You're a virgin

And I'm just a methhead

I think you're cute

And you think I'm a junkie

You haven't learned to fuck

And I'm royally fucked

Because you're you

And you fucked up and cared about me

You're a virgin

And I'm just a methhead

I think you're cute

And you think I'm a junkie

You haven't learned to fuck

And I'm royally fucked

Because you're you

And you fucked up and cared about me