Emo

When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets my clothes for me and hot topic

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like "discombobulated melancholy"

I dress like a Nazi

I am Emo

I dress in girl's clothes

When I'm dancing at shows

I look like a four-year-old

Throwing a tantrum

Reattach my testicles

I'm in The Scene

I play bass in my band

I like cutting my wrist

I weigh 91 pounds

It's ok to cry

Most emos kiss other guys

'Cause emo chicks are fat

When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me

At least just fuck more softly

Now my mom gets my clothes for me and hot topic

I dress like a Nazi

I'm pissed all the time

I can't wait to see "Where the Wild Things Are"

I say words like "discombobulated melancholy"

I dress like a Nazi

You guys are mean!

I'm not gay!

Two knuckles doesn't count!

Not even

I'm so scene (yeah)

I don't care what you think!

I'm better than you!

You guys are mean!

Craig Owens, don't leave (please)

I'm "Seriously, I still cry to your first CD"

I wish Craig Owens would love me

But he's busy educating little white girls

Nobody loves me in the whole wide world

I was Emo when you were busy watching Spice World

Then everyone would laugh at me

So I fucked myself and got HPV

But now that it's cool to be a Emo faggot

I have an advantage I speak Spanish

I crashland on your mattress

Do a backflip on a pile of ashes

I knock you out with a trashlid

My fist, yo' ass 'bout to have a blast, kid!

When I was a kid, I wished grandpa would get off me