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I was watching some poor guy trying to buy an answering machine
He's like, "Which one should I get, man? The
Sixty dollar Sanyo or the hundred dollar Sony?"
Guy's like, "You should get that Sony, it's got much better sound"
And that is excellent advice
'Cause I've had cheap answering machines
I've had expensive answering machines
And there's nothing like hearing
"Hey Todd, it's mom, call me when you have a chance"
Out of a pair of really kicking speakers
It makes me wanna hit the dance floor
And rip shit up on the dance floor
As I will often do
I will often rip shit up on the dance floor
Sometimes I will even mix it up and I
Will fuck shit up on the dance floor
Once, I shouldn't be telling you this
I actually fucked the dance floor
"Todd, did you just say—"
Yes, I fucked the dance floor
That's what showbiz is all about
They look down, they see it's me, they go, "He's quirky"