Girl in a Box

I've got a girl in a box, Keep her under my bed.

It sure must get hot in the summertime.

I get her out when there's nothing else to do.

And there's nothing on TV, When I can't see you.

Wife don't mind if I give her a child.

My wife don't mind. She thinks it's pretty wild

I've got this girl in a box, I got a girl in a box.

I'll keep her 'till the day

I'll keep her 'till the day

I'll keep her 'till the day

That I die.

And I hope I die in the nighttime

With my TV on and a beer in my hand

And you by my side.

I got a girl in a box

We play games.

I'm anything I'm not

But I wanna be, Yeah, I wanna be.

She'll be a slut, a dirty little whore.

Or the girl next door, Or my bride instead.

Or I'll cut off her head, If I want to, Yeah, I want to.

I'll keep her 'till the day

I'll keep her 'till the day

I'll keep her 'till the day That I die.

I've got a girl in a box.

I got a girl in a box.