They say don't go to Three Mile Island
If you're looking for a wife
'Cause here a while back they had a meltdown
And it's created new forms of life
The bears and the birds are bigger than houses
And all the fishes are growing hair
If you go up to Three Mile Island
Take your kids to the baseball park
When they play night games they turn the lights out
'Cause the home team glows in the dark
Well I'm a going up to Three Mile Island
There's a girl that I love so
She's gone through changes but I still want her
I've grown to like her extra nose
Well I don't care about radiation
I'm a going back to Three Mile Island
I'm a gonna get the girl I love
I'm not scared of no mutation
I'm a gonna take my Geiger counter
I'm a gonna find the one I love
She'll be glowing, glowing, glowing