Bowser's Dungeon

Inside of the castle, I'm in a battle Messin' with heathens, scare off my demons

Dry Bones no Goombas, this ain't no Mushroom Kingdom

This is the trenches, filled with the stenches Crows just be swoopin

But I just be hoopin' I just be Mario

Hey, just say sorry though, they just be like that

They just be Marty though, Marty makes fly pull up to the fuckin' sky

Where we gonna dive, this how we shine

I just be Luigi, folks can't fuck with me

I'm fightin' turtles, they want my fuckin' girl

Yeah, and I can't deal with the Wiggler

Nah, can't deal with the Caterpillar

You can call me Bowser, you can grab your power flower

It doesn't matter, this kingdom devours

How'd he spit fire, three times in a row?

Same attack pattern as Mario Bros

First shrinks you down, second burns you up

Third one for the emulator backup

I wear the crown, I take the sash

I don't need you or your little mustache

Inside of the castle, I'm in a battle

Messin' with heathens, they scare off my demons

High bones, no goombas, this ain't no mushroom kingdom

This is the trenches, filled with the stenches

Coach just be swoopin, but I just be hoopin

I just be Mario, haters say sorry though

They say I'm just like my Marty, the M-M-Marty

They make fly, pull up to the sky

This where we dive, this where we shine

I just be Luigi, ghosts they can't fuck with me

I'm fightin' off turtles, they want my girl

I can't deal with this wiggler