Inside of the castle, I'm in a battle Messin' with heathens, scare off my demons
Dry Bones no Goombas, this ain't no Mushroom Kingdom
This is the trenches, filled with the stenches Crows just be swoopin
But I just be hoopin' I just be Mario
Hey, just say sorry though, they just be like that
They just be Marty though, Marty makes fly pull up to the fuckin' sky
Where we gonna dive, this how we shine
I just be Luigi, folks can't fuck with me
I'm fightin' turtles, they want my fuckin' girl
Yeah, and I can't deal with the Wiggler
Nah, can't deal with the Caterpillar
You can call me Bowser, you can grab your power flower
It doesn't matter, this kingdom devours
How'd he spit fire, three times in a row?
Same attack pattern as Mario Bros
First shrinks you down, second burns you up
Third one for the emulator backup
I wear the crown, I take the sash
I don't need you or your little mustache
Inside of the castle, I'm in a battle
Messin' with heathens, they scare off my demons
High bones, no goombas, this ain't no mushroom kingdom
This is the trenches, filled with the stenches
Coach just be swoopin, but I just be hoopin
I just be Mario, haters say sorry though
They say I'm just like my Marty, the M-M-Marty
They make fly, pull up to the sky
This where we dive, this where we shine
I just be Luigi, ghosts they can't fuck with me
I'm fightin' off turtles, they want my girl
I can't deal with this wiggler