3800 Tigers

There's 3800 tigers in this world

But there's far too many of you

Of you, fools

They have teeth

They don't bite

But they chew

That's just what they do

3800 tigers swept the series

But none played as good as you

Sweet Lou

In the future, rules change

More brutal statistics

Immaculate innings

Through the darkness

Above the violence

The crowd is chanting, the crowd is screaming

The crowd is chanting, the crowd is screaming

"Yeah, eat 'em up now, yeah, eat 'em up now

Yeah, eat 'em up now, yeah, eat 'em up now"

Eat 'em up, tigers

Yeah, eat them up, tigers

Yeah, eat 'em up now, tigers

Yeah, eat 'em up now, tigers

There's not a lot that you can't top

Now beat the Sox

Now beat the Sox