Dollar Store Date

Hello!

Oh my God, hey! (Hi!)

What brings you this way? (Y'know)

Okay brain, don't panic, just gonna ask 'em on a date

Could you, or would you, or possibl— agh, what the fuck was that?

Sorry, I got nervous when they looked at me like that (Hey!)

Let's start from the top (Top!)

Quick, before I faint (Faint!)

My heart is racing, it's pacing, it's 'bout to run away

Let's try another day (Ah!)

No, don't hesitate (Do it!)

I got somethin' to tell you, but don't know what to say

You look really cute today (Oh, thanks!)

And I was wondering if you wanted to go to a place

Together, at the same time

Like a date (Hey!)

Let me know when you make up your mind (Your mind!)

I just wanna be so rock steady (Rock steady!)

Pure affection is hard to find

But you seem to have it down already (Already!)

Let me know if you're so inclined (Inclined!)

Me plus you is really good math (Good math!)

They say true love takes time

Well, then how'd I fall for you so fast?

So, we ended up going to the movies

Uh, but there wasn't actually any good movies playing

So we just saw a dumb one

But it doesn't really matter because it wasn't about the movie, okay?

It was about the date!

We walk up to concessions

I say, "Get what you want"

I think they started blushing

I pay the man in ones

I told him, "Keep the change"

He said "Okay, thanks for the quarter"

We head inside the theatre

And turn around the corner

'Scuse me, sir, (oh) 'scuse me, ma'am, (oh) 'scuse me, sir, (oh) okay and

Take a seat, take my hand, take a leap, let's take a chance

I really hope this movie's a goodie

And I think this date is going 'bout as well as it could be, but

I'll be honest, I wasn't really paying attention to the movie

And about halfway through I looked over at them

And they were looking back at me, and they smiled, and

Oh my God, are they leaning in? (Hey!)

Let me know when you make up your mind (Your mind!)

I just wanna be so rock steady (Rock steady!)

Pure affection is hard to find

But you seem to have it down already (Already!)

Let me know if you're so inclined (Inclined!)

Me plus you is really good math (Good math!)

They say true love takes time

Well, then how'd I fall for you so fast?

So, after the movie, I had this dumb idea to go to the dollar store

And just buy a bunch of kids' toys, and then play with them

And that's exactly what we did

And we played with them for way too long

But it was so fun, and the moment was so perfect

And so, I just, when the moment was right

I asked if they wanted to be together, and

They actually said yes!

I can't believe you really made up your mind (Your mind!)

Now we're gonna be so rock steady (Rock steady!)

Pure affection is hard to find

But you seem to have it down already (Already!)

Now I kick it with you all the time (The time!)

Me plus you is really good math (Good math!)

They say true love takes time

Well then how'd I fall for you so fast?