Bad For The Boys

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Good old Dane, ooh, what a shame

He got done for a sexual harassment claim

And what about Phil? He lost his chill

Had to go and eat that damn red pill

And here come the grammar police

Here comes the PC brigade

And here comes a mattress on the floor

From the bed you tried to get her to make

Now you're living little lives without women

And blaming them for all the change

You thought the boys were gonna to stay the same

But no one cares about your good old days, ooh

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Poor Jack, that was slack

He took the bait and hit his girl back

And here comes Mike with the motorbike

Guess he'll never get to see that little tyke

And handsome Cory with his high school glory

Yeah, no one wants to hear those fucking stories

And here come the grammar police

Here comes the PC brigade

And here comes a mattress on the floor

From the bed you tried to get her to make

And now you're living little lives without women

And blaming them for all the change

You thought the boys were gonna to stay the same

But no one cares about your good old days

Now you're living little lives without women

And blaming them for all the change

You thought the boys were supposed to stay the same

But no one cares about your good old days

Uh!

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Feel so bad, feel so bad, feel so bad, feel so bad for the boys

Not so sure I feel bad, feel so bad, feel so bad for the boys

Guess I don't feel so bad, feel so bad, feel so bad, feel so bad

Feel so bad for the boys