Sugar Daddy

I've got a sweet tooth

For licorice drops and jelly roll

Hey, sugar daddy

Hansel needs some sugar in his bowl

I'll lay out fine china on the linen

And polish up the chrome

If you've got some sugar for me

Sugar daddy, bring it home

Black strap molasses

You're my orange blossom honey bear

(Sugar daddy, sugar daddy)

Bring me Versace blue jeans

Black designer underwear

(Sugar daddy, sugar daddy)

We'll dress up like the disco-dancing

Jet set in Milan and Rome

If you got some sugar for me

Sugar daddy, bring it home

Oh, the thrill of control

Like the rush of rock and roll

It's the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah

So, come on, Sugar Daddy, bring it home

When honey bees go shopping

It's something to be seen

(Sugar daddy, liquor daddy)

They swarm to wild flowers

And get nectar for the queen

(Sugar daddy, liquor daddy)

And every gift you bring me

Gets me dripping like a honeycomb

If you've got some sugar for me

Sugar daddy, bring it home

Oh, the thrill of control

Like a Blitzkrieg on the roll

It's the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah

So, if you've got some sugar bring it home, oh yeah

Come on, sugar daddy, bring it home

Whiskey and French cigarettes

A motorbike, high-speed jets

A Waterpik, a Cuisinart

And a hypo-allergenic dog

Oh, I want all the luxuries of the modern age

Every item on every page

In the Lillian Vernon catalogue

Oh baby, something crossed my mind

I was thinking you'd look so fine

In a velvet dress

With heels and an ermine stole

Oh, Luther darling, heaven knows

I've never put on women's clothes!

Except for once

My mother's camisole