Break My Cheeks

There's a dick between my cheeks

And it's getting hard to breathe

I bit off more than I can chew

This thing is gonna split me in two

It's digging into my back door

I'm crawling on my dirty floor

It's got me down on my hands and knees

Remove this penis from my cheeks

I just came here for a beer or two

Now I'm bent in half and black and blue

Was not the plan, I swear to Christ

And I sure as hell can't tell my wife

I do not play with nothing gay

I just wanted to get railed today

But this corncob is way too deep

It's about to break my country cheeks

I just came here for a beer or two

Now I'm bent in half and black and blue

Was not the plan, I swear to Christ

And I sure as hell can't tell my wife

I do not play with nothing gay

I just wanted to get railed today

But this corncob is way too deep

It's about to break my country cheeks