Stand up in It

Now this song is going out to all of you players

Wanna be players

Wanna be pimps

Mack daddys

Or whatever you call yourself

Well you better get your game face on

'Cause this old lady told me one time

She say son, you men think you know what women want

But you don't

And then she went on to tell me a story

And it goes something like this

All you wanna be lovers

There's something you need to know

Now this old lady told me a story a long time ago

She said Theodis, men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't

She said, I had a man

who thought he was the worlds greatest lover

But when you add his time up

He was just a five minute brother

He used to lick it

Mmh

He used to stroke it

You know one night we was makin love he said

This thing is so damn good I wanna put it in my pipe and smoke it

She said Theodis you need to know

That you can lick it

And you can stroke it

And you can kiss it

And you can eat it

But you ain't done a dog gone thin until you stand up in it

Now this wanna be brother who thought he was the world's greatest lover

Stopped by my house the other day and caught me with my part time lover

He said baby, mmh baby

Why you messin' around on me?

I make sure your rents paid

I make sure your cable's on

Now just the other day I bought you a cell phone

Baby ooh baby why you do me this way?

She said Theodis, men think they know what women want

But the truth about the whole thing is boy they really don't

Now you can lick it, and you can stroke it

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

now you can eat it, and you can lick it

But you ain't did a dog gone thing until you stand up in it

And the moral of this story boys is