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Well just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
Just a little favor for the Kingston
That's all that he wants
Well let me tell you my friend Kinky Friedman
Of the Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys
Calls me up on the phone, me
He says Mojo, Mojo I got a girlfriend
She's from San Diego, she's got a car
She's got a car out there
I need you to pick it up because somebody might steal it
He says Mojo can you uh
Just do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
I said yeah I can do you a favor
He says now let me tell you something first
Now the reason she can't come to San Diego and pick the car up herself
Is because she's a recovering heroin addict
She don't want to come out here and
Be tempted by temptation and bad ways
I said oh no that's okay I can go pick it up
I said what's the problem
Well the recovering heroin addict's
Recovering heroin addict's ex-lesbian lover
Is getting out of jail paroled next Thursday
And she's got keys to the car
And she's mighty pissed off at Kinky's girlfriend
Cause she went and got her man
After they had pledged love forever in jail
And suffice to say that Kinky's girlfriend was kind of the girly girl
And the woman getting out of jail is the manly girl
So Mojo can you go out and get the car for me it's up in La Costa
Do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
Do a little favor for the Kingston
That's what I want you to do
So I did, I went up and got the car
Me and my friend Joey Harris go up there and get the car
The car turns out to be one of them Burt Reynolds Camaro
Smoky and the Bandit super motor
I mean that thing would go 185 miles an hour
I'm getting rubbered every gear
Coming off the exit ramp I'm going 80 miles an hour