The Quarantine Rehab Cha-Cha-Cha

Nothin'

Nothin' to do

Nothin' to do why not celebrate

Livin' without you

Starin'

Starin' outside

Starin' outside what beyond the gate

Livin' without you

Now wait a goddamn minute

You dont know what you're sayin'

You know you've got these feelings

That just might just might just might break your brain

So when you're feeling lonely

Or anger gives you headaches

I'm your liquid plumber

That washes all your troubles down the drain

Nothin'

Nothin' to do

Nothin' to do why not celebrate

Livin' without you

I'll make you feel like an artist

Don't you miss the desperation?

Can't replace me with no cupcakes

I'm in your in your in your DNA

I'll play you like a hurdy-gurdy

And your mouth will not stop drippin'

Empty shot glass on your stomach

In the bathtub on a sunday morning babe

Look outside

Go to sleep

Pay the bills

Don't have a drink

Heard a noise

Dishes in the sink

Look under bed

Don't have a drink

Pet the cat

Watch tv

Eat some snacks

Don't have a drink

Clean the house

Try not to think

Grow a beard

Don't have a drink

Now wait a goddamn minute

You don't know what you're sayin

You know you've got these feelings

That just might just might just might

Break your brain

So when you're old and lonely

I'll be your bedtime story

I'll get you through divorces

You won't even remember your name