Nightly Disease, Pt. I

I've never known anyone

That would stick

Stick to my fingers and face

Whenever I needed

Someone at my fingertips

All seem to come off

Off

Like toothpaste in that

Lukewarm water

Gone today

Oh, it was only yesterday

I'll always be funny that way

I have always been funny that way

I will not stand away from the window

For I'm the night's loyal police

Please

Sleep tight

Sleep tightly now

Trust me to watch over you

Keep you from the paperboy

Trash can boy

And keep you from the nightly disease

And keep you from the nightly disease

I will not stand away from the window

For I'm the night's loyal police

Go chasing round the kitchen table

I'm the banker at his Eiffel table

A head on a stick

And it's funny how you stick

You've always been funny that way

You've always been funny that way