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The Grass is Always Greener
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What can I tell you?
You're Tess Harding, for God's sakes!
I've never done anything really important with my life the way you have
I'll bet your friends are all celebrities
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
You can make a pot roast
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
First you brown an onion
Is your picture up at Sardi's?
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
You can clean an oven
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
First you get the E-Z off!
Ah, the grass is always greener
On somebody else's estate
Ah, the meat is always leaner
On somebody else's dinner plate
But you can sew a button on
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
Bet you've been to discos
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
First you take a Valium
I can see you planning picnics
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
Eating at the White House
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
First they pass the jelly beans
Ah, the grass is always greener
On somebody else's front lawn
Ah, somebody else's wiener
Always has a lot more relish on
You saved the whales in Newfoundland
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
You can run a household
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
First you have a breakdown
You're always in the magazines
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
You can hold a husband
That's wonderful!
What's so wonderful?
There's more to life than husbands
I could use a husband
You can have my husband
I've already had your husband!
Ah, it makes you kind of teary